How to Butter Untoasted Bread
A foundational course in the spreading of butter upon bread that has, crucially, never known a toaster. No prerequisites.
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Prospectus of Lessons
Courses are listed by department. A 1xx course assumes nothing of the student. A 2xx course assumes the 1xx. The Institute does not, at present, offer anything above 4xx, and would be alarmed if it did.
BRD · Department of Breads
CONF · Department of Confectionery
How to Properly Suck on a Sucker
A rigorous treatment of unwrapping, rotation and the dignified dissolve. Prerequisite BRD 101, Bread, Untoasted.
CUL · Department of Culinary Arts
How to Eat a Hamburger
An advanced study of a tall, unstable and unforgiving meal, including grip, orientation, the bite, and the melancholy of the empty plate. Prerequisite BRD 101, Bread, Untoasted.
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Further lessons are under preparation by the Faculty, among them the single sock, the door already opened, the glass of water and the potato chip. Students are asked not to attempt these unsupervised.