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Certificates

Certificates of Completion

Upon attending a lesson in full, the student is entitled to a Certificate of Completion bearing the seal of the Institute and the signature of the Dean. Select the lesson, enter your name, and print.

Certificates are issued on the honour system. The Institute has never checked, and does not intend to start.