Apply for Admission
Applications are reviewed with the utmost seriousness. All are accepted.
Admission to the Institute is by subscription. There is no fee, no interview and no examination, though the Faculty reserves the right to look at you for a moment. Admitted students receive each new lesson as it is released, and are entitled to a Certificate of Completion upon finishing any film.
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Present yourself at the channel.
The Institute’s films are kept at @ThePotatoInstitute. Approach with confidence.
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Press the button marked Subscribe.
Once is sufficient. The Faculty has observed students pressing it twice, which withdraws the application.
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Ring the bell, should you wish to be informed.
Admitted students who ring the bell are notified of each new lesson. Those who do not are left to discover them, which the Institute also respects.
Admitted students agree to attend lessons in the order they see fit, to refrain from biting the sucker, and to butter untoasted bread only under conditions the Institute would recognise. No student has ever been expelled. Several have been looked at.
Accredited by no one. Respected by some.